So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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