normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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