I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize