thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
id be glad to
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I am one with the molecules
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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