I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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