what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.