I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?