SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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