We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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