I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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