if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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