Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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