Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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