Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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