you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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