This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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