You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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