Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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