My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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