I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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