She said her name was "party"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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