Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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