I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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