Its about making memories worth repressing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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