i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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