His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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