Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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