we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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