No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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