My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i have two assholes
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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