using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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