can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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