I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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