i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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