Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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