Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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