Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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