No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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