i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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