i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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