The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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