lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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