so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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