My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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