I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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