so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I believe in your delicious
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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