i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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