do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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