I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
