Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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