Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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