"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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