I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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