He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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