U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
