dude i'm inner monologue high
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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