You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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