Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"