Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt