So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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